#satire

#satire

* Abolish amendments. Makes Constitution look weak. I read Constitution. I read passages, I read areas, chapters. Nobody reads Constitution more than me! Nobody even knows what the Fourteenth means. Let's go back to first draft!

'Told her my dad runs a makeup company,' Dhruv Amin, son of ELF Cosmetics CEO, joked in a TikTok post highlighting the viral 'holy airball' trend.

"There is even less plot in this than in the previous productions of Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan but it was found on Saturday evening that there was quite enough for the purpose..."

"No one who had ever seen Catherine Morland in her infancy would have supposed her born to be a heroine." This quote establishes the unconventional nature of Austen's protagonist.

One Man Army NYC is set to showcase a unique screening of sci-fi and satirical shorts titled WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY: Strange Future, catering to genre enthusiasts.

As that station reports, someone is circulating an online Change.org petition for Noe Valley to secede from San Francisco and incorporate into Marin County.

Dorian Lynskey's work emphasizes how the climate emergency, while catastrophic, unfolds at a pace slower than typical disaster storytelling allows, challenging traditional narrative forms.

Laika's mural near the Vatican humorously depicts Pope Francis observing a guest list for his funeral, drawing attention to world leaders with strained relations with him.

Taking tips from a magazine, Girlfriend Weekly, which magically appears every so often bathed in light and accompanied by a cor anglais, Reality leans with alarmingly good cheer into the notion that the perfect girlfriend must be permanently ready to service every last whim.

"It sometimes feels like I'm in a death-metal band because I'm screaming so much," Gordon says, alluding to the vocal demands required for his performances.

In the show's first episode of Your Friends & Neighbors, Andrew Cooper, played by Jon Hamm, faces financial ruin and resorts to stealing expensive watches from friends.

"You know, it's normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcibly insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience."

It is "the Policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws." . . . [Justice] Department components shall take appropriate action to identify and eliminate any portion of policy or guidance documents designed to disfavor plastic straws.