"Where other Kennedys mindlessly rushed to broaden access to health care, advocate peace, or improve children's circumstances, only RFK Jr. had the courage to take a step back and say, 'Let's hear the other side.'"
""It's easy to love children and want what's best for them," a representative from the virus league explained. "It's hard to look deeper and say, What about the virus in that child's lung? Who's looking out for it?""
"For offering a gracious home to a parasitic brain worm, even for a time, and for his indefatigable efforts to reintroduce the noble measle back into the wild, we here at the Childhood Diseases Consortium (CDC) are proud to claim Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as one of our own,"
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is being honored in a satirical Virus Hall of Fame for actions portrayed as aiding childhood diseases. The induction ceremony includes grotesque theatrical elements and a memorial to a parasitic worm alleged to have influenced him. Viral organizations praise Kennedy for challenging mainstream public-health measures, complicating childhood vaccine schedules, and slowing vaccination uptake. Representatives personify viruses expressing gratitude for his efforts to reintroduce measles, shelter a parasitic brain worm, and make life harder for scientists working on disease prevention. The narrative frames Kennedy's actions as advancing conditions favorable to viral spread.
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