"Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the bank of telephones used to raise money for the "Free Marty Smith From Oxford" fund, we once again look at the calendar and realize that it is conference championship weekend, which means it's time for the Bottom 10 to make like Lane Kiffin and run for the exit amid a shower of boos and middle fingers."
"Due to an unprecedented coaching carousel that was so bonkers we've renamed it the Coaching Tilt-A-Whirl, the candidates list for this year's Bottom 10 Selection Committee grew faster than Brian Kelly's lawyers' billable hours invoice. The final roster: me, my dad, Captain Morgan (aka my stepdad), Mike Gundy, current Northwest Oklahoma defensive coordinator Jerry Glanville and former Texas State Armadillos head coach Ed "Straight Arrow" Gennero."
"Hang on to your hopes, my friend That's an easy thing to say But if your hopes should pass away Simply pretend that you can build them again Look around The grass is high The fields are ripe It's the springtime of my life Seasons change with the scenery Weavin' time in a tapestry Won't you stop and remember me? Look around Leaves are brown And the sky is a hazy shade of winter"
The Bottom 10 Selection Committee convenes to determine final 2025 rankings during conference championship weekend. An unprecedented coaching carousel, dubbed the Coaching Tilt-A-Whirl, expanded the candidate list dramatically. The final roster included the narrator, family members, Mike Gundy, Jerry Glanville, and Ed Gennero, with Sam Pittman arriving in a Winnebago towing a pontoon boat labeled S.S. YESSIR. Humor and satire are present, with references to Lane Kiffin, a faux "Free Marty Smith From Oxford" fund, and the Faux Pas Index as a playful metric. The tone blends college football culture and absurdist imagery.
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