Humor

Humor

It may be TMI, but I have a weak bladder. Now, I know what you're thinking: Isn't having a weak bladder an issue for a guy whose job is to search for the internet's absolute funniest photos? The answer is "yes." Peeing your pants on the job is no fun. But I forge onward for all of you! What's that? You're also wondering what my co-workers think of this? They don't mind - because they know that when they see me looking like the two gents below,

John Antrobus, who has died aged 92, was just 21 when in 1955 he joined the writers' cooperative Associated London Scripts. Based in an office above a greengrocer's shop in Shepherd's Bush, it housed a cradle of talent shaking up postwar television and radio comedy. Newly out of army officer training at Sandhurst, with a father who was a regimental sergeant-major and arriving wearing a herringbone suit, he found himself among a new generation sticking two fingers up at the establishment.

On December 19-23, 2025, cozy up in our festive winter wonderland with twinkling lights, warm vibes, and handcrafted cocktails that will melt away the cold. Sip on our signature Hot Toddys and indulge in winter-themed drinks while enjoying back-to-back comedy shows featuring top Bay Area comedians. FREE Comedy Tickets Normally $20 Thursday | $25 Friday - RSVP on Eventbrite for free guestlist tickets - limited to the first 50 people per night

Chris and I have made the difficult decision to end our marriage after 7 years. We love each other very much and will continue to focus on raising our son. We would appreciate people respecting our privacy at this time. blah blah blah not because I dropped some lbs and thought I could bag a basket ball player and not because he's a hot James beard award winning chef who can still pull some hot tail. Amicable and all love and respect! Family forever.

Then, in the hotel suite the next morning, I was making a cup of coffee when I got a familiar feeling. I tried to go to my room and get my game - bad move! My stomach growled super loud, and shit began pouring down my legs! I pulled my gown tight to try to keep it from falling, but it didn't work.

The year of our landlord 2025 could have been better. It is no wonder the Irish Independent has turned to me, the revered temporary deputy stand-in editor at Waterford Whispers News and renowned philanthropist, landlord and man of the people Bill Badbody, to put a positive spin on things. Where some people see a world on fire, I see kindling to warm your hands over on a cold night and, if you are lucky enough, profit from.

Despite an arduous 12-hour ban at the beginning of 2025, the TikTok app keeps relentlessly pumping out content that becomes increasingly upsetting the longer you scroll, reinforces your worst fears about humanity when you read any comment section, harms your brain in ways in ways that are probably severe and permanent but it's too soon to say, and dispenses antisemitism at a "Lucy and Ethel standing over a conveyer belt of chocolates"-like pace.

Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF's SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show. We're bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street - just steps from the SantaCon action. 🎅 Event Highlights Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage

I was a Santa for a neighborhood event at my grandparents' house. We weren't originally planning for a 'tell Santa what you want' thing, as it was mostly supposed to be me giving gifts, yelling 'ho-ho-ho,' etc., but one of the kids wanted to, so we ended up doing it. One of my cousins, who was 3 at the time, sits on my lap and goes, 'I want [my real name] here, I miss him.'

Massachusetts mom Jillian Lynch was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's when she got a surprising text from her husband Ryan about their family Christmas card photo. Ryan sent a screenshot of the card featuring their three kids - Kennedy, 11, Danny 10, and Macie, 8 - and the family dog, Boss. Boss joined the family in January, so it was his first Christmas card. And boy, is it a memorable introduction because Boss was ... aroused.

If you've been following my blog posts for any length of time-first, thank you-and second, you know that I love to write about certain patterns evident within humor. One of these is deception. There seems to be a lot of it showing up in a variety of humorous content, in jokes, true-life anecdotes, stand-up performances, and sitcoms of every stripe. Comedians relate stories about other people lying, as well as those times when they felt compelled to do the same.