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Humor

Chris and I have made the difficult decision to end our marriage after 7 years. We love each other very much and will continue to focus on raising our son. We would appreciate people respecting our privacy at this time. blah blah blah not because I dropped some lbs and thought I could bag a basket ball player and not because he's a hot James beard award winning chef who can still pull some hot tail. Amicable and all love and respect! Family forever.

Then, in the hotel suite the next morning, I was making a cup of coffee when I got a familiar feeling. I tried to go to my room and get my game - bad move! My stomach growled super loud, and shit began pouring down my legs! I pulled my gown tight to try to keep it from falling, but it didn't work.

The year of our landlord 2025 could have been better. It is no wonder the Irish Independent has turned to me, the revered temporary deputy stand-in editor at Waterford Whispers News and renowned philanthropist, landlord and man of the people Bill Badbody, to put a positive spin on things. Where some people see a world on fire, I see kindling to warm your hands over on a cold night and, if you are lucky enough, profit from.

Despite an arduous 12-hour ban at the beginning of 2025, the TikTok app keeps relentlessly pumping out content that becomes increasingly upsetting the longer you scroll, reinforces your worst fears about humanity when you read any comment section, harms your brain in ways in ways that are probably severe and permanent but it's too soon to say, and dispenses antisemitism at a "Lucy and Ethel standing over a conveyer belt of chocolates"-like pace.

Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF's SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show. We're bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street - just steps from the SantaCon action. 🎅 Event Highlights Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage

I was a Santa for a neighborhood event at my grandparents' house. We weren't originally planning for a 'tell Santa what you want' thing, as it was mostly supposed to be me giving gifts, yelling 'ho-ho-ho,' etc., but one of the kids wanted to, so we ended up doing it. One of my cousins, who was 3 at the time, sits on my lap and goes, 'I want [my real name] here, I miss him.'

Massachusetts mom Jillian Lynch was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's when she got a surprising text from her husband Ryan about their family Christmas card photo. Ryan sent a screenshot of the card featuring their three kids - Kennedy, 11, Danny 10, and Macie, 8 - and the family dog, Boss. Boss joined the family in January, so it was his first Christmas card. And boy, is it a memorable introduction because Boss was ... aroused.

If you've been following my blog posts for any length of time-first, thank you-and second, you know that I love to write about certain patterns evident within humor. One of these is deception. There seems to be a lot of it showing up in a variety of humorous content, in jokes, true-life anecdotes, stand-up performances, and sitcoms of every stripe. Comedians relate stories about other people lying, as well as those times when they felt compelled to do the same.

A bang of privilege, entitlement or just not cool - the D4 or Dart accent is under fire again and McNally is bearing the brunt

"I remember my first Delta One flight cross country, and I mostly remember it because Amanda Seyfried was on the flight, and she had a golden retriever that also got its own seat," he says of his first time flying in a class other than economy. "I remember thinking like, 'Wow, that dog has probably flown first class more than I have.' And probably still has!"

As seen on Comedy Central, Roast Battle combines the best parts of sports and standup comedy. Two comedians square off in a competition of joke writing to see who can come up with the funniest and most creative verbal insults. They make their case for victory to our panel of judges featuring the best comedian and roast battlers from all over the country!

Comedian John Mulaney returned to San Francisco - which he once dubbed "a city that isn't nice" - with a much warmer tone on Thursday, his first of three nights at the Masonic. Mulaney opened the show by reminiscing on his history with San Francisco, including his first gig at the Punch Line and his first 2,000-person show at Davies Symphony Hall. However, he remembered one of his most recent sets in the city with a little less warmth.

An inconspicuous comedian, Millican appears to be someone that you might see at a Sunday church service or a person you might pass at a grocery store. However, don't let this "ordinary" appearance fool you. Millican is a pistol on the stage. After sampling her previous shows via YouTube, I'm happy to report her sets filled with wild talk of intimacy, genitalia, and dating apps, all with a softness and smile about her that genuinely caught me a bit off guard.

Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland's Temescal neighborhood-a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny. This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at the just-opened Mesa Maguey, an upscale agave bar and Oaxacan restaurant that's a perfect date-night spot with lots of delicious plates around $20 and under.

I remember it when I first read it, and it all... it literally took my breath away. And I circulated it in the office, and the response was immediate. It was fresh, it was funny, the art was strong, and here's this archetypal little boy living a life that some of us lived or wanted to live or remembered living.