"I'm literally Operation Rolling Thunder mixed with the N.F.L.'s policy on domestic violence. But whatcha gonna do? Monday?"
"I am total garbage at scheduling and forgot we were supposed to meet up tonight. Could you do Mon? SO SORRY."
Two friends attempt to schedule a meetup, each joking about their own poor time management. The dialogue reflects their humorous exaggerations, comparing themselves to various crises and disasters to showcase their scheduling struggles. They suggest several days to meet but keep running into conflicts, leading to playful banter about their respective situations. Despite the setbacks and humorous self-deprecation, both express a desire to reconnect and enjoy time together, highlighting the importance of friendship amid chaotic schedules.
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