Babies and cats exhibit strikingly similar characteristics. Toys meant for either are interchangeable, highlighting their shared interests. Both show a strong attachment to caregivers and demand attention incessantly. They display a penchant for crawling under yoga practitioners in a downward-facing dog pose. Additionally, both possess poor dental hygiene, indicating a need for brushing. To prevent chaos, both require confinement in small spaces, particularly to protect indoor plants from their destructive tendencies.
All baby toys and cat toys are interchangeable.
Both baby and cat are obsessed with me and won't shut the fuck up about it.
Both are unable, under any circumstances, to resist crawling under someone doing a downward-facing dog.
Both have bad breath and someone really should teach them to brush their teeth.
Both must be kept in tiny prisons because they are monsters hellbent on destroying all indoor plants.
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