"It's impossible to enjoy a bite of this without an extra-cold glass of milk at the ready, and if you're on the road, I assume you're not going to be prepared for what you signed up for."
I just love [heat]. I can't eat anything without putting some kind of a hot sauce on it. I think it's because when I was a kid, all the food in Michigan at that time was so bland I thought I hated food.
There's a weird misconception that food with flavor is unhealthy, creating a culture where people think healthy food can't be fun or tasty. This misconception extends to thinking spicy food is unhealthy, but it's really about knowing your tolerance and moderation.