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Celebrating 50 years of the band, Geldof says he's 'happy'

Good morning. When Zelle chief Denise Leonhard interviewed Preston McCaskill to head up operations of the peer-to-peer payment platform last year, she was impressed by his preparation, problem-solving instincts and curiosity. But what cemented the deal for her was his sense of humor. She "cracked a couple of jokes and gave him the space to be able to crack a few jokes," she says. Once they started laughing, she knew he'd fit well with the team.

For almost a decade, a couple in north London have marked the first day of the new school year with tongue-in-cheek doorstep photos celebrating their two son's return to the classroom. Comedian Tom Price and his wife, author Beth Morrey, began the tradition with a snap holding a bottle of wine and some beer. It has since grown into elaborate set-ups from hot tubs to golf clubs which are now eagerly awaited by their friends and family.

"I've been on the game for a couple of years, and it was definitely something from the moment that I came on-board, when I was talking to Sam, the grounded tone was a priority," Clark said. "Grounding the humor in the world, he made it very clear that if I tried to put a meme in the game, he would come to my house with a baseball bat [laughs]. So, it was definitely in the brief from the beginning to make the tone fit the world."

Publishing this list is like giving you an X-ray examination into my funny bone, the area that harbours all of my dumbest, stoopidest and most insincere thoughts. I got a case of dumb-dumb-itis; it's bad doc, real bad! Please do not take this examination lightly. I had to do a lot of archive searching and cross-referencing; I sought counsel from gurus and masters in the field. I dove deep.

Lucy, a Golden and Labrador Retriever mix, engages in delightful gift-giving during her mom's bath time, showcasing an amusing array of random treasures.

In Spaichingen, a 51-year-old woman faces criminal investigation for allegedly stealing 0.15 worth of water from her neighbor's rain barrel, showcasing extreme frugality.

"Life can be a pretty rough raisin," he says, "so if I manage to distract someone from whatever they're going through or brighten up their day or remind them that it's okay to do what you like doing and have fun, even for a moment, then my job is done."

Every misogynist joke poses a question to its female audience: Can you laugh along? Will you be chill or are you going to make a big deal out of this?

Donald Trump Jr. posted a photoshopped image of his father throwing a dildo off the White House roof, referencing a recent incident in women's basketball.

The Mendon Twin Drive-In theater announced that one of its screens was damaged by a wayward turkey, which resulted in the demise of the turkey.

Desiree Burch emphasizes that middle age is not just a transition but a cataclysm marked by intense hormonal changes, showcasing 66 symptoms of perimenopause.

If he did something even slightly similar to a stranger, it'd result in a lawsuit. If he did it to a co-worker, he'd lose his job.

A true Staten Islander screams at other drivers for breaking the same traffic laws they do, showing both self-awareness and a humorous twist on local driving culture.

The dance floor tragedy was captured in a video that recently went viral on social media, though its original source is unclear.

PUP confronts world-weary discontent with deadpan humor, hard-earned wisdom and a lot of heart, transforming existential dread into joyful and uplifting music.

"I'm the type of person who, if I'm happy, everybody in the room is going to be happy, and if I'm sad, it's going to be very quiet and tense. I'm a temperature guider in the room."

The subject line read: "Isaiah is blue." Had they tried calling and she somehow missed it? "It definitely caught me off guard," Lizeth Alvarado, 29, tells TODAY.com.

I was drinking so much alcohol, almost a handle of vodka a day, and alcohol is the most destructive drug not just to your body, but it puts you in more danger than any other drug that I've ever experienced.

"I Googled my name ('Dave Barry') and what popped up was something called 'Google AI Overview,' which is a summary of the search results created by Artificial Intelligence."

The latest installment, No Sleep For Kaname Date, amplifies the bizarre humor surrounding Kaname Date’s obsession with porno mags to a point that feels both excessive and oddly endearing.

If this was the year 1276, when man like Archbishop Killwardby opened the Surrey Street Market, then yes, Croydon would not be inside London. But guess what? This ain't the year 1276, and you, my brother, are not a Bishop. If you were to do your research, you would see that following the London Government Act of 1963, Croydon was officially declared a London Borough on April 1, 1965, on page 4,565 of the Act.

The Buffalo Sabres revealed their schedule describing their opponents as different types of chicken wings, celebrating Buffalo's culinary history and avoiding references to their long playoff drought.

I walked to the coffee shop down the street and realized I was wearing only the baby in the carrier on top. No shirt. No bra. Just the baby.

"I was a sous chef for 17 years. My last job was in a popular area in the Alps where we had a lunch buffet every afternoon. Once a week, it was themed, and I usually stood at the buffet and made either fresh waffles or pancakes. I had a huge setup with toppings and ice cream at one end. I was in the middle, and at the other end were the items I needed to make the food, like batter."

Every Second Wednesday at 8 pm, The Setup hosts 'A Funny Thing Happened', featuring bestselling authors, Emmy-award winning writers, and TED speakers in an intimate setting.

High On Life is a gem of a first-person shooter that adds a cartoonish wrinkle to gaming's most action-packed genre. The adventure takes you to Blim City, a space metropolis full of all sorts of alien species.

"Gin in a tin. Oh! It's Diddly Squat Farm Shop gin... Well, it is at least a gin. Smells ginny, very promising."

Tadej Pogačar and Mathieu van der Poel showcased camaraderie and humor post-stage with playful banter about racing and future competitions, reflecting a light-hearted aspect of their rivalry.

Kay humorously explained the origin of Cal Raleigh's nickname, Big Dumper, noting its connection to Raleigh's large posterior. His minor league teammates gave him this name, which he disliked.

The premise is simple - three members of the public are kidnapped recruited to take part in completely random tasks at the behest of Kita and Anita, with no set rules, concrete way to win, or guarantee of personal or mental safety.