#john-waters

#john-waters

"This is a once-in-a-life chance for you and your partner to be married or your vows renewed by the legendary writer, director, and Provincetown 'filth elder' John Waters," the auction listing states. "John will officiate an intimate, private ceremony for up to 10 guests including the married couple, ensuring the moment is personal, unforgettable, and delightfully offbeat. If you're tying the knot, John will even provide a 10-minute premarital counseling session beforehand, because he takes marrying couples seriously."

A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS TOUR 2025John Waters is currently on his annual "A John Waters Christmas" tour where he both embraces and is repulsed by the holiday spirit in all its trashy, gaudy, music-filled glory. The tour hits NYC at City Winery on December 21 & 22. All dates: 12/03 - Vancouver, BC @ Rio Theatre 12/04 - Vancouver, BC @ Rio Theatre 12/05 - Palm Springs, CA @ Plaza Theatre 12/06 - North Hollywood, CA @ El Portal

I have never been in drag professionally, but with this little sticks-and-stones gift record to bad children everywhere, I channel Little Cindy's voice and aura, even stumbling over the exact words she did on the original 45rpm version.