"We moved into a house built in 1907. All kinds of weird shit happened but the one that really scared me was when my kid was about two. He started crying in our dining room, and our dogs started going nuts, and I didn't know why."
"I have attempted to document every known relic, whether still in existence or remembered in historical records. I have calculated their volumes in cubic millimetres... Yet, all I have gathered is far from equalling even a tenth of the True Cross's estimated original volume."