It now been almost two months since the Trump Justice Department dropped the bombless bomb heard 'round the world when they claimed there actually was no client list, and no Epstein Files worth releasing. At every stage, Trump has fanned the flames even as he attempts to tamp the story down, and critics have accused him of using his police takeover and other issues as a distraction.
Helloooooooo Trash Pandas! Welcome back to the Trash Report. I'm your girl Elinor Jones, fresh off a weeks-long mental health break "sabbatical." This summer has been fun, but it's been busy and I was fresh out of jokes to make and fucks to give, so I needed to rest. I've also been oddly tuned out of the news, because it's just so very bad... but if pigs can cool themselves down by rolling around in slop, then so can we.
Every meeting is about the Epstein situation. Every Trump event and every Trump meeting, Trump administration meeting, Trump White House meeting is about the Epstein situation. Everything Donald Trump and everyone in his White House is doing all day, every day now is about the Epstein situation. It's about how to extract Donald Trump from his personal history with child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, who said, quote, I was Donald's closest friend for 10 years.
The Court received a very compelling letter, dated August 5, 2025, from three leading victims' rights attorneys, who have stated: "[A]ny disclosure of grand jury material-especially material that could expose or help identify victims in any way-directly affects the CVRA's [18 U.S.C. §3771] fairness, privacy, conferral, and protection guarantees." [citation omitted] These attorneys represent "numerous survivors of Jeffrey Epstein, including several individuals whose names and identifying information appear in the subject materials." Id. at 1. Whether victims do or do not favor unsealing, it is imperative that victims have adequate notice of unsealing and adequate timem to respond in advance of disclosure.
Jennings emphasized that polling shows the Epstein story is not a priority for the American people, including Republicans, stating, "nobody cares. This is like the least important thing to the American people."
I heard it on the morning he was found dead. I was having breakfast at a hotel and the television was on and Jeffrey's picture came on and they said he was found dead by suicide. The government didn't notify me as they said they did. I learnt about it on CNN.
