My resolutions for 2025, from diets to zips to the swear jar
Briefly

from www.theguardian.com1 month ago
"I will stop complaining about the task of opening Chupa Chups lollipops whose wrappers were clearly spun from plastic by the T-1000 from Terminator 2."
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"I will take greater pains to make them a more diverse menu of dinners and lunches and stop acting as if I am one unpaid freelance bill away from hiring the personal chef who will solve this dilemma for me."
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"I will be a more vigilant (but less frequent) contributor to the rocketship-shaped piggy bank that acts as a swear jar in our kitchen."
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"I will cease taking laundry from its place of drying to an intermediary holding point halfway up the stairs, in a putrid lie to myself that this guileless charade represents a job done."
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