"When my daughter was 3, she thought all bras were filled with air, and every woman decided how much air she wanted in her bra. Therefore, her made-up name for all bras was 'Airbra.' 'Mom, here's your Airbra to put on.' One day, we were all getting ready to go out to a restaurant when I looked at her and saw she had one of my bras on the OUTSIDE of her clothes and expected us to all go out to eat that way!"
"My 2-year-old believes she has an imaginary friend named Trump. Last week, she says, he talked her into drawing all over herself with a marker. At a dinner party, she yelled, 'Everybody hide! TRUMP is coming!' I held my breath until the entire room burst into laughter. (Thank God.)"
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