"I have a gay friend who drafts every year entirely based on looks. He just texted me `Wanted Jimmy G but ended up with Mahomes` which has to be the first time in the history of the world that sentence has been uttered in a fantasy football context. Dying at his rankings."
"Though Jimmy Garoppolo might be the hottest QB in the league-he's a handsome Italian stud with dark features to match-he's a marginal player at this point in his career."
"With NFL season kicking off Thursday, fantasy football drafts are being held in virtual chatrooms...some gay fantasy addicts use another tried-and-true barometer to judge their perspective draftees: hot or not?"
"There's an old adage in sports: sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make. In this case, the axiom also applies to our football-loving gay's fantasy draft."
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