Caught my 5yo sneaking around after bedtime carrying a set of 2lb dumbbells back to her room...Dad. I need strength. For the night.
Me: You were born via c section 7yo: What's that mean...Oh I thought they pulled me out of your butt hole.
3: I hit you in the head with the shovel...it's ok. I'll be gentle.
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