THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too
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Hello, my beloved Trash Pandas!The weekend was warm, and you know what that means: the dumpsters are rank as hell, and the garbage of the day is going to infiltrate your nostrils and stay there for a while.And of course, by "garbage of the day," I mean this column, and by "your nostrils" I mean your heart.
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