Wife [at a hotel]: Did you sleep ok without me? I never sleep when you're not in bed with me. Me [fully rested after 10 hrs of uninterrupted sleep]: No omg so tired. - Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 13, 2024
We keep a calendar in the kitchen for social commitments. My husband just yelled, 'WHO IS KATIE?' I said, 'A high school friend I haven't seen in 20 years. She's hosting a party this Sunday 4-6. You're going to love her!' Husband, a tear in his eye, whispered, 'No.' - Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 9, 2024
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