"My husband is watching a YouTube video on how to fix my car because 'it can't be that hard.' How's your night going?"
"[Recent romantic conversation with my wife] Me: Hey babe. My wife: Did you wash the dishes?"
"I could listen all day to a happy dog smacking and chewing on its favourite treat. But if my husband so much as breathes too loud..."
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