I Told My Kids I Peed In The Pool | Defector
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Just pee in the pool! I've peed in here like five times already...Wait, really? Did you really pee in the pool?
I didn't even think of it as a confession. In fact, I may have been actively urinating when I said it... 'Did you really pee in the pool?' 'Uh, no.'
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