Back-to-Introversion Sale
Briefly

"Introverts need supplies, too. Here are the essential items stores need to discount for people planning to avoid extracurricular social engagements..."
"Put paper crockery on sale and I'll buy it in bulk at the self-checkout, to avoid the possibility of any discussion with a cashier."
"I can have introspective conversations with them. Noise-Cancelling Headphones are a must to block out my neighbors' extroversion."
Read at The New Yorker
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