"Hey, I'm Jake, it's nice to meet you. Yo G, that sleeveless plaid shirt is straight bangin'. And you flexin' that build like a boss, and that watch on your wrist? Iced out, nephew! You radiate that big boss energy, my dude, serious expression, but you looking hard."
A pair of floral statement earrings to pretty much guarantee endless compliments and a million questions about where you got 'em. They're lightweight (made of acrylic!) so you can wear them all day without pain!