The Christmas that went wrong: I met my new girlfriend's family and talk turned to my book on masturbation
Briefly

Spending Christmas Day was supposed to smooth things over, but no sooner had we sat down to eat than her father asked me about what I was writing.
I had an interview lined up in San Francisco with a pornography star turned sex artist called Annie Sprinkle, but decided not to mention this.
Cassie's face suggested a firing squad had just entered the room. Who'd like a pig in a blanket? her sister interjected, trying to act normal.
Read at www.theguardian.com
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