"I tripped pushing the crosswalk button. Three months later, on my way to have my cast removed, I tripped myself with my crutches, fell down a flight of stairs, and broke the other leg."
"My friends and I were playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo Switch. One friend who never wins finally won a race! She jumped up from the couch to do a happy dance. Well, she didn't notice how close she was to the coffee table and as she kicked her foot up behind her, she hit the table, shattering her heel. We got her checked out, and she was in a boot for a while. Always learn the dangers of a happy dance."
"I was at a party and wanted to teach a 12-year-old how to do the running man. I was a bit too enthusiastic in my demonstration and badly broke a bone in my foot."
"I slung the bag over one shoulder and the bat whipped around and hit me in the nose. I legit broke my nose with my own bat. I had two black eyes, and my team called me Batman."
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