A couple on their first date decide to go to his place afterwards. When they arrive, before he even gets the house keys out of his pocket, the girl says, 'You know, I can actually tell whether the man I'm dating and I are compatible just based on how he opens the door... So how do you open the door?' 'Well,' says the guy, 'I'll just lick the lock first if you don't mind.'
The doc told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, 'What the hell, I'll try it.' On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway... he heard, 'This is the police. What's going on down there?' The man replied, 'I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted.'
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