My Audience with the Pope, by David Sedaris
Briefly

"I do believe there was someone named Jesus who was a revolutionary, but I don't think he was God's son, or that he was resurrected."
"I thought of the millions of people in the world who'd give anything to meet the Pope and realized that I knew only two of them: my friend Ewan's cleaning lady and Stephen Colbert."
Read at The New Yorker
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