"My husband is out at a concert, so I'm on my own for dinner. I hate cooking for just me, not because I find it depressing but because it gets in the way of things I like to do when Gabriel's not home, like watching Below Deck and embroidering hearts on everything we own."
"He and his babysitter make cake pops and they are all excited. While I'm at the bank, they're texting me, 'We made cake pops!' with a cute little picture. And then we get home and they are so excited to give them to me, and I bite into it. Hmmm ... it's weird. My inner monologue is on high alert, but I have to be like, 'Yum!' Then I look down and see it's a Brussels sprout covered in chocolate."
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