"After my marriage imploded in November of 2008, my mother invited my estranged husband to Christmas dinner rather than inviting me. It was only after he declined the invitation that she invited me. You see, my ex-husband was quite a bit older than I am - closer to my mother's age than mine. She had the hots for him and thought she would shoot her shot with him over Christmas dinner." -Anonymous
"Last year at Christmas, my uncle was going off about how Metallica was way more successful than Taylor Swift. I took the liberty to breakdown their successes, and show him that he was well, WRONG. Boy, was that a mistake. His response was that all women are terrible and that women as an entirety are stealing opportunities for employment and equality from MEN. When no one in my family stood up to him, including his own daughter, I respectively got up and saw myself out from the gathering. I share blood with this person. HOW EMBARASSING!" -Anonymous
"It was Christmas Day and my family was sitting around the living room (me, my brother, my sister, my father, my uncle, and my grandmother). My sister ran out to the kitchen to get a drink and when she came back into the living room she saw my dad's phone screen. Lo and behold, he was seriously watching porn on his phone during family Christmas. WHAT THE F*CK?!" -Anonymous
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