'Barbara, I hear you might be casting for a special vacancy. Wise politicians always keep their options open. So I just wanted to say, if you're looking for someone with conflict experience, a strong track record of handling evil villains, or indeed someone who is comfortable with the risk of being replaced in a few years, then I'm your man.'
'Politics is showbusiness for ugly people, so, I was pleasantly surprised when I was recently mistaken for Timothee Chalamet... At least, I think that's why they were shouting 'Wonka' at me.'
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