Clojure shows up with an impeccably wrapped gift that nobody fully understands. It's just a single Lisp form inside a parentheses-shaped box. "This gift is immutable," Clojure explains. Everyone nods, pretending they know what it means. It then spends the entire party talking about how Santa's sleigh could be optimized with functional programming.
JavaScript tries to do everything - decorate the tree, roast the turkey, and even mix drinks - but something always goes hilariously wrong. "Look, I made eggnog!" they say, but it turns out to be a mix of ketchup and soda. After a few questionable attempts, JavaScript uses a library someone else wrote to finish the tasks.
Python is the one who planned the party in the first place. It's warm, friendly, and everyone feels at home. Whether you're a newbie or an experienced dev, Python ensures you have the perfect Christmas dinner (probably with a detailed recipe script that runs flawlessly). Python's motto? "Simple is better than complex. Let's keep Christmas stress-free."
Java shows up dressed as Santa but insists everyone fill out a form before they can receive their gifts. "Everything must be type-safe," they declare. The gifts are well-organized but wrapped in about 12 layers of abstraction - nobody can figure out how to open them without following a 40-page manual.
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