Culture Espresso stirred controversy by moving cinnamon shakers behind the counter, triggering a humorous protest by the Society of Peelers and International Cinnamon Extractors (S.P.I.C.E.). In a tongue-in-cheek statement, S.P.I.C.E. criticized the move as an attack on 'flavor freedom' and declared a boycott until the restaurant reinstated cinnamon access. The incident highlighted the absurdity of customer engagement over condiment accessibility, with Culture Espresso later apologizing for the decision, attributing it to cleanliness and efficiency efforts.
"Dear Culture Espresso Overlords, it is with great dismay and aromatic sorrow that we, the undersigned members of S.P.I.C.E., formally serve this Notice of Strike in response to your recent and unilateral decision to discontinue the provision of cinnamon."
"The pseudo group charged that the move was a 'direct attack on flavor freedom and the inalienable right to sprinkle,' downright 'flavor discrimination,' and marked a 'descent into bland conformity.'"
"Failure to comply within 48 hours will escalate this matter to the International Tribunal of Spicy Justice," SPICE threatened.
"Culture Espresso apologized for the 'grave error' in social media posts on Monday, explaining they had moved their cinnamon shakers only to behind the bar and not available to customers."
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