THE TRASH REPORT: Marital Woes and Expensive Cheetos
Briefly

In this week's Trash Report, Elinor Jones brings humor to current events, discussing the reckless decisions of political figures like Trump and Musk, particularly their contentious project, The Golden Dome, a U.S. missile defense initiative. This contrasts sharply with the news of Forever 21's bankruptcy amid rising competition from sites like Shein. Elinor's witty commentary reflects a blend of satire and social critique, capturing both absurdity and reality in contemporary issues.
These same idiots are also pursing a project called The Golden Dome, which would create a missile defense shield over the entirety of the United States.
The fast fashion chain store Forever 21 has filed for bankruptcy again and will be closing all of its stores.
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