THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
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Hello, and happy new week to all of you gorgeous Trash Pandas!It's your girl, Elinor Jones, and you're reading THE TRASH REPORT.I hope that you, like me, drank too much yesterday but didn't wear enough sunscreen and are hungover and a little sunburned today.If you're gonna Monday, at least do it with physical evidence of a nice weekend, am I right?
Read at Portland Mercury
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