My daughter, who fights me to do her hair every morning, said she wished there was a hole you could stick your hair into and someone magically makes you a ponytail every day. A glory hole for hair.- That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 4, 2024
waiter: 'anything to drink?' 4 year old: 'my mom needs a f*cking margarita' So, yeah, they're always listening.- Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 6, 2024
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