"About 10 feet from us was a great big blue heron, just casually being all dinosaurian... Soon we realized it was hunting a huge rat. The battle did not go well for the rat..."
"Yeah, I just murdered and consumed a furry mammal. What've you done today, other than stretch?" observed the heron as it made its kill.
"Though the footage is harrowing, many rat-beleaguered NYC residents hailed the heron as a hero. Some even thought the concrete jungle should employ the killer bird."
"Send this bird to the subway stations, PLEASE! Him and his other 20 heron friends to that rat infested Popeyes joint,' a user quipped."
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