I farted, and my husband started laughing like a child. I woke up. He told me why he was laughing. I was tired, and now irritated that I got woken up. I look at him and was like, 'You woke me over this shit?' It didn't register what I said until he went into a howling fit and fell off the bed.
19 years later, he tells people my first fart knocked him out of bed.
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