"Everything is for Mrs. Claus, henceforth. I am an intersectional feminist and I explained to my daughter... Mrs. Claus usually hangs back to make sure everything runs smoothly but nobody really thanks her."
"If you're a kid, you don't want to wake up and watch your parents hunt for batteries - it's kind of a bummer. I told him, 'She's not going to want to sit and watch you build it - she'll want to wake up and play.'"
"We've all been believing in this collective delusion. You cannot tell me that this man... organizes Christmas and goes around the world, makes a list and checks it twice, without the help of this woman."
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