"I realize the date is going criminally well when I rant for 10 minutes about 'The Telepathy Tapes' podcast and she pretends to find it interesting. I find myself thinking, perhaps like Luigi behind bars, 'How did I get here?'"},{
"I do not look like the CEO killer other than being Italian," I wrote in an ugly block caption placed over a half-hearted office-selfie. "But thank you for telling me that, several people."
"Frankly, I don't even see it. There must be a few dozen kids I grew up with on Staten Island that are as close or closer to being a dead ringer for the suspected killer."
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