One time, someone in Costco asked why I would let my son do that and I asked him if he was a pedophile, because why was he looking at my son.
Another time an old man told me that [my son] was going to grow up to be gay, as if I would give a f*ck, and I told him he wouldn't have to worry about that since he'd be long dead by the time my son grew up.
There have been many other things that I've had to say to conservative old grump-ass b*tches, and the thing is that I will always be my most unhinged self.
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