Date Everything! is a quirky romantic sim where players can date household objects, featuring unique personalities and branching storylines, set to release on Valentine's Day 2025.
The game's distinct charm lies in its absurd premise, allowing players to pursue romance with items like a fiery laundry hamper named Harper and an existential vacuum cleaner named Doug.
Each dateable object reacts differently based on dialog choices, influencing outcomes that determine if they become a Love, Friend, or Hate, impacting the game’s critical path.
While the game's humor highlights the absurdity of its concept, it also positions itself as a refreshing alternative to the prevalent microtransaction-driven dating apps.
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