"I was dating this sweet, sweet boy, and he was like, 'I do an amazing Beavis impression' (from Beavis and Butthead), and he was right; he did! He was so spot on that I realized he looked JUST like Beavis: Blonde, kinda squinted, a little overbite. After that, I was done. I felt guilty about it and told him it was my grandmother's fault."
"I once received a topless picture from a guy I was dating at the time. Below the picture, he typed, 'This is called pure strength and force, kitty.' I don't know what's worse: how he flexed his muscles (which was very cringey), the message he sent, or the fact that he called me kitty. It's even worse in my first language."
"This was years ago, but I would swipe left on any dude holding an iPhone without a case because I didn't need that kind of stress in my life."
"I'm still not over this: I absolutely loved this girl...with the same name as my mom. I just couldn't do it."
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