A guy dies and finds himself in hell. The devil tells him he’ll choose one of three rooms for eternity. In the first room, people shriek in fear, burning in flames. He quickly shuts the door. The second room reveals panicked individuals being torn apart by a raging gorilla. Again, he shuts the door. In the third room, however, there are people sitting in vats of excrement, but they also get to drink coffee. He decides that's the best option and chooses it.
Although impressed by Dave's claim of knowing Keanu Reeves, his co-worker remains doubtful. After they leave, he challenges Dave saying, 'Name anyone else then, and I'll prove it again.' Dave confidently claims President Biden and on that challenge, they fly to Washington. Upon arriving at the White House, they spot Biden who greets Dave with surprise, inviting him and his co-worker to join him for a meeting, validating Dave's bold assertion.
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