Now That I'm Getting Married, I Need a Bamboo Cheese Board
Briefly

Marriage entails transitioning to shared preferences like enjoying cheese on a bamboo board and using fancy silverware with embellishments as expressions of love.
Married life involves new traditions like spinning salads, hosting dinner parties with charger plates, and investing in items such as crystal champagne flutes and bread makers.
Read at The New Yorker
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