I know we're both exhausted after a long day, a dinner party at which you made a three-word comment that left me feeling like you don't know me at all, and the subsequent ninety-minute fight that culminated in a tentative truce.
Since our most recent dysfunctional episode is fresh in our memories we shouldn't let it go to waste. A much better use of our time would be if I dissected your diction, syntax, and micro-expressions.
Your habit of leaving your toothbrush head on the electric toothbrush is indicative of your fundamental lack of respect for all the domestic labor I do, which you justify because you outearn me.
I'll cite the physical affection that your friend Dylan reflexively shows toward his partner and contrast it with what you used to show me but mysteriously stopped.
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