Dearly Beloved
Briefly

Mr. and Mrs. Prescott invite you to drink alcohol they paid for in honor of their daughter's marriage, featuring subtle wealth competition, in a comically exaggerated wedding scenario.
The ceremony includes humorous elements like unconventional officiators, generic vows, late start, and inaudibility beyond the first row, followed by humorless toasts and an out-of-sync slide show.
Read at The New Yorker
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