My grandparents told everyone how they get one person something really nice each year and that it was finally my turn. They 'gave' me the really nice big green egg and patio desk I was saving for. Then after they'd looked so considerate to everyone and everyone else was gone, they told me it was actually a loan and I would need to pay them to keep it. I told them to f*ck off.
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