I Would Pay a Fortune to Never Have to Ride in a Tesla Again
Briefly

The article presents a humorous take on the author's ineptitude regarding cars and driving. It discusses societal expectations tied to car ownership, particularly among men, contrasting with the author’s ignorance. The narrative touches on the discomfort of rideshare experiences, especially in Teslas, attributed to the brand’s reputation and the unpleasant riding experience. The author’s lack of car knowledge leads to personal anecdotes, highlighting how this ignorance impacts everyday life, such as needing to verify their rideshare vehicle in an amusingly roundabout way.
I can't drive and I don't understand the differences between types of cars, which upsets men whose self-worths are tied up in their ugly little vehicles.
My experiences with rideshares have been nauseating, feeling like riding in a broken Tilt-A-Whirl, leaving me with motion sickness.
Read at Slate Magazine
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