Excerpts from a Posting for My Ideal Job
Briefly

You possess a keen editorial eye, a conspiratorial smile, and a mercurial shoulder that will go into full spasm if someone even mentions the word "deadline."
You know when to go the extra mile, which is never, unless you're going on a secret midday excursion to get more snacks.
Read at The New Yorker
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