The article humorously critiques the struggling Boston Red Sox of 2025, noting their poor performance in offense, defense, and rotation. It encourages fans to take action beyond mere complaints by suggesting a quirky three-step guide to influence the team's success. These steps include choosing a deceased baseball player as a 'Baseball God,' meditating extensively to connect with this figure, and ultimately believing that their devotion can transcend the team's current struggles, highlighting a satirical blend of fandom and spirituality.
If the Red Sox matter to you, this part is essential. Fully read up on and research your Baseball God, and then process all of that information while you meditate for a minimum of five total days.
All you have to do is follow the steps outlined below, and you, as an individual making millions less than all of these players, will have more power over the team's success than John Henry and Rob Manfred combined.
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