Corrections and Clarifications to Everything I've Ever Said
Briefly

The article narrates a series of personal anecdotes focusing on misunderstood phrases and the implications of communication failures. The author reflects on instances where their words diverged from true intentions, highlighting struggles with expressing oneself in social contexts. These moments encapsulate a blend of humor and vulnerability, ultimately illustrating the challenges of human interaction, the desire to impress others, and the impact of misinterpretation on relationships. The storytelling conveys a relatable tension in seeking acceptance amidst social faux pas.
"When my high-school friend Katherine told me that she wanted to suffer because that's how you make great art, I replied that she sounded crass and out of touch."
"I was trying to compliment you, to reinforce the idea that you're better than other couples. Please invite us again—I’ll bring the Choco Leibniz."
Read at The New Yorker
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