SantaCon is here, as the Claus-clad masses gather for bar crawls in Delray Beach and Fort Lauderdale to celebrate in public displays of, um, holiday spirit? Not to sound like your mom or Father Christmas, but can we remember that when you don the red-and-white you are repping a cherished brand and an image. Nobody wants to see stumbling drunk Santa, especially when there are kids around. Be jolly, not Blitzened.
We saw this story going around Monday of a woman being very drunkenly obnoxious to staff members and fellow patrons at Hazie's, apparently after she had been asked to leave. The whole thing turns ugly, with what appears to be one staff member pulling a judo move on the woman before she exits the bar, and then a half dozen people getting involved including long-haired bartender Miguel Marchese, whose hair ends up getting involved in the melee.
Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF's SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show. We're bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street - just steps from the SantaCon action. 🎅 Event Highlights Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage
You'll get access to all participating bars on the crawl, drink specials, multiple DJs, and venues that are actually eager to welcome tons of costumed Santas. And you'll get $5 off with code FUNCHEAP.Tickets Include:🚨Free Entry to 9+ Festive Bars & Nightclubs 🕺Live DJs and Entertainment at Select Venues 🎄 Join the Jolliest Bar Crawl Around 🍹 Exclusive Holiday Drink Specials Costumes of all kinds are welcome - Santa suits, elves, reindeer, ugly sweaters, or full holiday mayhem.
"The entire ladder pulled away from the wall, and swung out about 3 feet," Law said. "If I'd gone any further, the ladder would've folded and I would've fallen 40 feet to my death ... That was a near miss."